Granny Glenn's Dreams
Thursday, 19 May 2005

Mood:  quizzical
Topic: Hey I did it!!!!
I am so amazed with the blogs going on and I think I have something to say. So, I did it. Now my life is not as exciting as all of you but for a granny what do you expect.

While you talk about babies and school, I am studying brochures for a little tummy tuck and liposuction. I am thinking a little lift here and a little tuck there might be just the thing.

Mr. Representative (hubby has an important job) has told me that "understand I am not saying that you need it, I don't think you do, but if you want to have that thing done, I will pay half of it". Now how is that for a compliment. He doesn't think I need liposuction! My stomach touches my knees and I have to move my boobs to reach my belt but he doesn't think I need it. Being the boob man he is, I'm thinking of throwing a couple of those in just for good measure.

First I have to have a consultaion done. Now I understand that involves standing in front of a bunch of strangers...naked...while they draw little black lines of where the little tucks will take place. I understand a local doctor is giving fat shots that takes off 3 inches off the waist, I am going to start with that. Maybe I will be able to see my knees then.

You are probably wondering why I choose a baby blog site...it is a hint to those no good children of mine who refuse to present me with my own grandchild that I so deserve. I am thinking if little baby pictures pop up maybe they will see just how desperate this granny is.

So I am off to blogging my dreams of a Barbie body and my very own grandchildren. I will be keeping you posted.

Posted by grannyglenn at 5:44 PM

Saturday, 4 June 2005 - 3:04 PM

Name: okddaylittlec

Way to go, Mom! Your very own blog. Keep up the good work.

Sunday, 12 June 2005 - 8:11 AM

Name: Diva
Home Page: http://redneckdiva.blogspot.com

I am laughing so hard right now!!!

How wonderful that my Aunt "Granny" has a blog!! Now, tell my mother that it's not the bullhockey that she so often says it is.

And how wonderful that my Uncle doesn't think you need lipo!! Of course, finding out that he's a boob man left me a little ooged out, but hey, I guess every man has his likes. Even my Uncle...

You can borrow my kids any time you want, btw. All you have to do is ask. Trust me, they're tired of me already this summer. :-)

I like calling you Aunt Granny, even though it has so many redneck/hillbilly connotations that I laugh when I type it.

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